oh my god hello how are you welcome to my aquarium
(Source: 0nthesea, via s-a-d-i-s-t-i-c-p-r-i-n-c-e-s-s)
I WANT TO KISS YOUR DUMB FACE AND MAKE YOU DUMB PANCAKES AND DUMB PILLOW FORTS AND I JUST WANT TO BE DUMB WITH YOU LETS BE DUMB TOGETHER
let me seduce you with my knowledge of serial killers.
you call me your friend??? where were you when my text post got 0 notes??? where were you
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Welcome to tumblr, where people get legitimately upset if you add a caption they don’t like.
do you ever just stare at someones hands imagine them around your neck
(Source: les-yeux-en-feu, via thingstomakeyougohmmmmm)
first day of kindergarten
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never NOT reblogging this. When people say this, they’re implying that a mans natural state is ‘rapist’ - that when they see a woman, they must CONTROL themselves so they don’t rape them - as if they have no control over themselves because they’re some sort of sexual beast.
YOU GO GIRL!
this is beautiful. c’:
(Source: s-o-c-i-e-t-y, via vampyre)
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